Some of you might think that the presidential campaign is some sort of joke and that I am not actually serious about this endeavor. You would be very wrong. As we speak the campaign is starting to head into 2nd gear. I am not sure what the heck that means but I know firmly that we are heading into 2nd gear and there is no reason to have any fear because me and amazing crew of merry pranksters are very near. We are pulling out all the stops. We will soon be rasing funds for a small fleet of vegetable oil buses and A-team of very unique people from many different walks of life. It happens one person at a time and many different things are coming together. Just to let you all know Papa Neutrino has agreed to be secretary of transportation. Some of you know this man and others of you don't, but he is most famous for building a raft out of scrap parts and going across the Atlantic ocean. The man has will power and alot of courage to say the least. He told me that this campaign must happen. This is not a man to be argued with in any respect. If he says it must happen then indeed it must happen.
All of you are a part of this presidential race. 120 million people voted in the last white house race give or take a few million. Our current population is 300 million I want to tap into the 180 million people who did not vote. I want to show America that in this age even if you don't have much money you to can run for President of the United States. Lets help to put the word "servant" back into public servant. I would like to thank everyone for their support so far on the early part of the campaign trail. I would also like to thank everyone who told even just one person about this idea. There is a tipping point and we are rapidly reaching that point. Never doubt the power of just one voice to help change everything in the blink of an eye. A cover of Rolling Stone magazine will be just one of the markers that this campaign will reach. You can count on it my friends. The people will be heard and politics will forever be changed.